My New Theme Song

ISTANBUL (Not Constantiople) 

by: The Four Lads

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you've a date in Constantinople

She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can't say

People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople

No, you can't go back to Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works

That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul!

Istanbul!

<3 Vada

P.S. My entire family is pissed, but this song is now stuck in EVERYONE'S heads. What can I say? It's catchy!